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Two single women meet for coffee. After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. Of course I care about how you imagined I thought you perceived how I wanted you to feel.
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Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them to Brian. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
You can tell how single I am by the way my cat and dog wear their sombreros with quiet dignity and acceptance. She could hardly walk after that.
Honesty is the key to a relationship. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? One day a perfect man and a perfect woman went out on a date.